Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
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And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
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we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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