No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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