You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
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