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Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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