Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
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