we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
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Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
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Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
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