hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
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