no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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