So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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