And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
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I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
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Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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