Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
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They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
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How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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