Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
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