I wanna passion pit in your ass
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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