i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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