Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
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If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
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The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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