I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
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I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
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My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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