We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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