Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
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You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
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Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Randomize