WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
