He asked to "fluff my boner.."
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
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I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
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I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
send nudes
from the living room?
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