The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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