HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
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i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
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He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
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