I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
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I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
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Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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