I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
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its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
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Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
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