So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
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