my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
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I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
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Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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