the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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