I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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