I cannot find my penis.
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
operation have a gay friend backfired
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
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