I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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