did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
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