WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do