Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
There's a woman at Starbucks that keeps pushing her stroller into me.
Punch her baby.
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
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you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
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Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.