these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.