I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
19 Confessions From A Dude With A Micropenis
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
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This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!