So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
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At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
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I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.