I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
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After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
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He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.