Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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