Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
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My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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