so that wasnt chicken after all
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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