so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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