Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
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The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
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Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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