can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
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in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
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Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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