suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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