There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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