You're completely useless in the revolution.
It's Friday. Sex?
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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