Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I can tuck mytits in my pants
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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