Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
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The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
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There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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