he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
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