You're so nebulous sometimes
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
We need to rekindle our bromance
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I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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