So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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