in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
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I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
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I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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