The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
Randomize
