The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
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