If i come over, it means nothing
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
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She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
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I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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