Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
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NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
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So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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