I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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