I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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