I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
This toilet bowl is my home.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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