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• (989): View more from Michigan

  Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!

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  She can rap better than you any day

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• (808): View more from Hawaii

  i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?

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  You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.

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• (712): View more from Iowa

  I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year

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• (662): View more from Mississippi

  it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex. 

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  "Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?

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