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(519): View more from Ontario

was it more than 30 minutes?

(416): View more from Ontario

ya

(519): View more from Ontario

then you're in a relationship

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(678): View more from Georgia

Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it

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(707): View more from California

They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.

(705): View more from Ontario

I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.

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(248): View more from Michigan

Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...

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(330): View more from Ohio

He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.

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(815): View more from Illinois

I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.

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